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Zithromax Z-Pak
(Strep Throat, Strep Throat and Tonsillitis, Infection of the Middle Ear by H. Influenzae Bacteria, Infection of the Middle Ear caused by Streptococcus, Middle Ear Infection, Severe Sinusitis caused by Streptococcus Pneumoniae, Severe Sinusitis caused by H).
Alamag-Plus
(Indigestion, Condition of Increased Mast Cells, Benign Tumors of the Hormone Producing Glands, Condition in which Stomach Acid is Pushed Into the Esophagus, Stomach Ulcer, Ulcer of the Duodenum, Ulcer from Stomach Acid, Stress-Related GI Bleeding Preventi).
Allersol-A Opht
(Red Eyes, Eye Itching).
Asthmahaler Refill Inhl
(Asthma, Bronchitis, Asthma Prevention, Emphysema, Asthma Attack, Chronic Widening of Lung Air Passages, Bronchospasm Prevention, A Childhood Disease Characterized by a Barking Cough).
Chorex-10 IM
(Inadequate Gonadotropin Secretion causing Hypogonadism, Female Problems Causing Trouble in Getting Pregnant, Test Tube Fertilization, Undescended Testicle, Stimulation of Ovarian Function, An Insufficiency in Ovulation).
Saquinavir
(HIV, Prevention of HIV Infection after Exposure).
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
EverardAmnonNA
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
HyddLazarQN
What did Clinton say when accused of copying
his homework from his
girlfriend at Oxford?
I did not have
textual relations with that woman.
BourkeDareauIo
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father
Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That's all
right! There's only one foot of snow!
JonamMaichailsU
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue
!
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
DaveonDavidBowieuH
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"
"All you
can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars'
worth."
SawyerRaydonCL
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you
grow
up.
Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you
were a
kid!
LehoiBronnsonkV
Why did the monster put the
cake in the
freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it.
BuaghDalanPL
Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
LuckyVallenRn
Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
train !
ErnanGaranRa